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Local Man Discovers He Can't Eat Bitcoin After Spending Life Savings on 'Digital Gold'

"I thought it was actual gold," says confused investor who tried to bite his hardware wallet

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Why Your Crypto Portfolio Looks Like a Roller Coaster: A Scientific Analysis

Local physicist explains why crypto charts resemble theme park attractions more than financial instruments.

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The Psychology of Checking Your Portfolio Every 30 Seconds

Experts weigh in on the compulsive behavior affecting 99.9% of crypto holders worldwide.

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